Best Celebrity Nipple Slips

Laurence Fishburne must’ve suffered the worst whiplash ever when he was ripped back into reality with his daughter Montana Fishburne’s debut into porn. But if your daughter has a rockin’ hot body with luscious tits that look perfect dripping with cum, then you don’t blame bad parenting or the insidious influence of the likes of Kim Kardashian her entry into the porno industry; you blame the genes! And what a lovely display of genes we have here of Montana Fishburne showing off her dirty pictures.

Aside from having these tramp stamps all over her body, you can see right away Montana Fishburne has porn potential branded all over her raw pussy. Judging from the low hanging clit she has going on, either Montana chose to do multiple takes of the deep penetration scene in her sex vid or she’s just a right slut even way before she broke into the scene. Either way, she’s got celebrity slut written all over her fine titties.

If breaking her daddy’s heart isn’t good enough of a deal with the devil for a Hollywood career, I don’t know what is. At least we here at the sidelines get to enjoy Montana Fishburne’s sex tape while the drama rages on in the family.

So she says she fucked a DJ, and I believe she has, all of them probably, but this time she got fucked by the Juggalos, and in the classiest fashion, topless style. Whether the crowd was stirred into a bottle-throwing frenzy by Tila Tequila’s exposed tits or the incomprehensible moans she fed the mike during her ‘performance’, either way is good, because, knowing Tila Tequila and her tits, she’s bound to skank up the night by doing something unrelated (but completely expected) like stripping off.

So her round boobies got pawned with a flying Budweiser, which was a real waste (the thrown booze, of course), and that’s probably good karma for all of us to finally smash some sense into the bitch’s skull, but when she pulls of slutty stunts like her topless titty maneuver, we can’t help but keep her onstage a little longer.

Don’t deny you haven’t fantasized about motorboating those tits of hers when you saw Tila Tequila’s sex tape or the hundreds of skanky pictorials that got ‘leaked’, so let’s all together lay the hate to sleep for a while to pick up our cocks and cum all over Tila Tequila’s sexy tit pictures.

So for the tenth season of Dancing With The Stars, the series hauled back Brooke Burke’s ass on set after shaking her booty to championship on the seventh season. Obviously, the show wanted the ratings to shoot high like month-long held cum spurting into an open chick’s mouth, which is why they made the decision.

And who the fuck wouldn’t want to see Brooke Burke on TV, with a smokin’ hot body like hers and a perfect pair of titties to boot? One thing I’m sure DWTS can’t show you dudes though are these topless and raunchy pictures of Brooke Burke before she went mainstream. Look at Brooke Burke giving her partner the skank eye; she’s obviously sending him signals to sneak into her trailer so she can maximize the time she’s paid to be naked. In other words, she wants that dick of his up her pussy.

Now, every time you watch reruns of your beloved reality show, you can imagine Brooke Burke’s tits jiggling inside her heavily-sequined dresses and have more reasons to jack off in front of the TV. You’re welcome.

Sometimes these MILFs confuse me. Take Nikki Ziering here for example. How can someone this hot, this sexy, and so brimming with sex appeal be a mom? And then a quick trip to the chick’s Wikipedia page confirms her maternal status, and I become even more enamored and aroused when I look at her naked pictures.

Now that I think about it, being a mom adds to the charm of Nikki Ziering’s tits. She can hold a pose, expose a bit of boob and cleavage while sensually flipping back her blonde hair, and she won’t look like she had to stay up until 3am breastfeeding her kids with those tits. She probably even had some strength left over to have a hardcore fuck with the husband.

I feel happy and expectant that there will always be hot pictures of Nikki Ziering available, ready for me to print and post on my bedroom wall. I’ll admire it and show it off to my parents. And then I’ll fucking jack off to that shit.

What kind of fucked up husband would let his wife model naked for a magazine, and by the husband’s artistic direction no less? Then again, Bam Margera never really qualified into the conventional category, so today’s reality star slut, Missy Margera, had better hop on her man’s crazy shopping cart and cruise along like an obedient kitty cat.

Yeah, so Bam Margera thought Missy Margera should totally offer her body to crowds of drooling Playboy perverts before they consummate their love in marriage. What a perfect going away gift for all of us who’ve watched Missy Margera in Bam’s Unholy Union and thought if we’d ever get a last shot at her fast closing pussy hole. Well you couldn’t really expect anything less from Bam himself, who’s quite the dude to call for fucked up stuff like this.

So anyway, here in these pics, we get to see Missy Margera’s naked body in two flavors: one in a roleplaying bit as the village whore in medieval times, and the other in just pure, naked goodness as she leaves the lingerie for a full-on tit and pussy exposure, and in their living room no less.

Since there’s news of a Jackass 3D movie in the works, you should definitely hope for more slutty cameos of Missy Margera naked, and in cum-popping visuals that’ll leave you with stinging tit slaps in the face.

You knew somebody had to come and spoil Alicia Keys’ untouchable sex appeal by knocking her up with the case of the babies. But before you start breaking down Swizz Beatz’ front door, consider how being a mama could be an improvement to Alicia Keys.

She’s already a hot R&B singer you’d want to straddle right on top of the piano keys, but add to that fantasy the idea of fucking a married woman who’s already stroked a different man’s cock is so bad that it’s good. Imagine Alicia Keys naked, dropping behind the curtains of her emptied concert stage and shearing away her leather pants. A hot backstage fuck with a married woman is so much wilder and more indecent that screwing single sluts on a night out.

But before anyone get’s carried away with that fantasy, you’d need to wait the pregnancy thing out for a bit first, although judging from her bloated body, Alicia Keys doesn’t have much left until her baby stops cockblocking her pussy (literally) and she becomes available again for our cum-loaded cocks. Until then, you’d better start readying yourselves with these pictures of Alicia Keys naked for when she evolves into the hot MILF with a thirst for dirty sex.

Aside from having a fetish for frumpy-looking and explosively colorful outfits, Katy Perry often steps on the red carpet looking like a lifesize fuck doll from stuffing her oily tits too much in latex outfits and shit. With news of her upcoming album Teenage Dream already making the rounds, these pictures of Katy Perry looking like a love doll who just got a massive helping of spunk rubbed all over her body came out to fuel those ‘teenage’ dreams you’ve all been having of her… and let me nudge you in the ribs for being such pervy lovers of the fresh vag, yeah?

I’d rather not think of the hardcore chafe action going on around her pussy area from all the leather rubbing against her crotch, but instead think of how I can finally ditch the sex doll I robbed from the homeless guy downtown using it to prop open his cardboard manor and finally stick my peen inside Katy Perry’s warm, itching, and definitely unplastic vagina parts.

If, for some fucked up fetish you blow your cum harder from fucking lifeless bags of air than hearing a real bitch moan from pleasure, you can rest assured be satisfied from boning Katy Perry’s nude body, with those lifeless eyes of her playing the part convincingly well. Well, fucking a dead-looking Katy Perry borders dangerously from sex doll fantasies to creepy shit I shouldn’t be mentioning here, but whatever yanks your junk, huh? So for whatever purpose they may serve you, pictures of Katy Perry naked are on the table.

So underneath all the fucked up costumes, the cigarette shades, the galaxy-inspired gowns, the frigging lobster headpiece, and every other fashion lunacy known to man, Lady Gaga is, after all, prone to human, dirty slip ups. In a sexy pool wrestling match with some of her hos, Lady Gaga was spotted with a precious nipple dangling from her upset bikini top while she had her vagina clamped around the back of her boyfriend’s neck. That tit has probably been hallucinating far too long from all the polyester and fucked up fabric they’ve been draped with whenever Lady Gaga steps outside to rattle the public with her alien attire.

I wouldn’t deem seeing Lady Gaga’s nipslip as sexy as seeing Angelina Jolie’s bondage pics or Olivia Munn’s freckly boobs, but if these nude pictures of Lady Gaga make you cum in your seat, then be my guest and flip your cocks out of your pants already. But then again, Lady Gaga has one of the nicer looking jugs around Tinseltown… if only she stopped wearing her neighbor’s discarded old christmas tree decors and wore something to bring out her sexy, slutty figure once in a while, then I’d probably have spilled more cum over her than the other more daring celebrity hos out there.

Remember watching Ally McBeal on television and hoping that one day her eyeballs would stop popping out comically and instead have her breasts pop out of your television screens instead? That might have happened, I don’t know, I’ve never watched it, but what I know is Calista Flockhart can pull off playing the law firm’s resident ho so well that some of you might have been having fantasies about her back in the late 90’s. She played the part of the sex tigress so well she’s still probably hunting your midnight fantasies of dropping your pants in the court room and laying the law deep inside her naughty cunt.

But even if that fantasy were never to materialize (and it might never will), just let your dick pop out at these pictures we have of Calista Flockhart naked. You can be sure there won’t be no exaggerated jaw drops or eyeballs leaping from their sockets here, just a smorgasbord of her juicy boobs and a healthy serving of Calista’s pussy getting filled with a hot pint of jizz.

Start pounding some order in the court with your rock hard gavel and slam it deep inside Calista Flockhart’s horny pussy pictures.

One look at Sophie Reade’s 30FF melons in these new batch of topless pictures and you’ll mutter, “God save the Queen indeed!” in agreement. We should be thankful for our English cousins across the pond for continuing the tradition of showcasing the best in male entertainment today in the form of—what else—but tits, tits, and more tits. This ship-sinking specimen here is Sophie Reade, a glamour model made popular by her stay in Big Brother’s house, where she’s been nicknamed Dogface to comply with some crazy ass contract in the reality show. And dogface is right, because a chick with big boobies hanging that low from her chest must like being on all fours like a horny puppy getting the juice pumped out of her pussy from behind. And no, the hastily pasted electric tape isn’t fooling anyone, Sophie. We all know you’re a slut and you’ll strip off the second somebody asks you.

So before you stalk off into your fantasies of penetrating this English slut’s cunt in the style of man’s best friend while groping her juicy melons like you just got pummeled by your boss and you needed a stress reliever, catch a good look at Sophie Reade’s mega-melons first and tell me anyone who’s gay will turn straight as a ten-foot pole when they get slapped in the face by one of those milky monsters.